Funeral Pick Up Lines

Use these to lighten the mood at a funeral home, (only if people are laughing and reminising):

1. "Do you come here often?"

2. "So, what brings you here today?"

3. "Your so hot, you could wake the dead."

4. (wink) "Who died in your family?"

5. "So, what time is your funeral service?"

6. "That's a nice hurse you have there."

7. "What shade of black do you have on?"

8. "Black really brings out the color of your eyes."

9. "That's a nice flower arrangement you have there."

10. "If you need a shoulder to cry on, I'm here."

11. "You put the FUN in FUNeral."

12. "So, I take it your not seeing anyone?" (wink)